This is kind of like microblog Mondays, which I should sign up for.
I just woke up and am struggling to put back on her pi's (why she took them off is anybody's guess)
Emma: You look stinky!!! (giggle)
Me: I do? (worriedly smelling own morning breath)
Emma: Yes!! you are stinky!!
Me: Is it my hair?
Emma: Ooops! you made a silly fart!
I MOST DEFINITELY DID NOT.
Conversations with a toddler are the best. So full of wisdom and compassion and logic.